Vegetarian Atkins... Are You Serious?

If the plain Atkins diet weren't disgusting enough with what I call a greasy tongue from all the butter, meats, fats, etc... now there is something called a vegetarian version that lowers heart risks. Can you think of any other diet you'd rather do? (Pun intended) A small, month-long study of the so-called Eco-Atkins diet, which stresses plant proteins, worked better than a high-carb diet at reducing levels of low-density lipoprotein or LDL, which raises the risks of heart attacks and strokes.